27 8 / 2011
Spaceballs! The Movie
Title: Spaceballs
Director: Mel Brooks
Release Date: June 24, 1987
How Many Balls Did This Movie Suck?: 0
Explanation:
What better movie to start out the Cinema Balls than Spaceballs! Non better, I tell ya. I have no genius insight as to why this movie is so good because, frankly, I think it speaks for itself. And the fact that it has a PG rating and they say “fuck” makes it pure gold in my book. Zero balls.

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27 8 / 2011
Disclaimer
Before we kick this off, there’s something you should know: I’m not a movie buff or an aspiring director/producer/actor/extra. I don’t even particularly like watching movies. Most of the time I think sitting down and watching a movie is a gigantic waste of time. So why even have a move blog, you ask? Well, I thought of the ball rating system and then the name, Cinema Balls, and really? How could I NOT do a movie blog!? So here we are, hope you like it or hate it or read it a little. Don’t forget to respond with your racist/homophobic/bigoted comments.

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